Launch a coin.
Make it go ka-ching.
Kaching is a fair-launch memecoin launchpad built for the win — the king, the bell, the war, the flex. The disorienting part in a space full of scams: the hype is actually real. Every payout is computed from the chain, or it doesn't exist. No fake volume. No phantom rewards. No rug. Don't take our word — poke each mechanic below.
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The fair launch
The launch itself is the first feature — the fairness is in the bytecode. Scrub the curve every coin rides:
The bonding curve
BuiltFixed supply, minted once. Price rises on a constant-product curve, and buying and selling are open from block one — a Kaching coin can't be a honeypot: its token has no pause, no blacklist, no owner, no transfer tax.
The anti-sniper suite
BuiltOpt-in protections the creator picks and locks at launch: a guard window with per-wallet and per-block caps, EOA-only anti-bundle, and a decaying snipe-tax that prices the bots' first-block edge and burns it.
An opt-in opening premium on the first blocks, routed 100% to buyback-and-burn. The bots' first-block edge gets priced and handed back to holders as deflation — then it's gone.
When the curve fills, liquidity moves into a public pool and the LP is minted straight to 0xdEaD. Nobody — including us — can pull it: the pair has no removeLiquidity path.
0.5% platform, plus the creator / burn / holders / price-floor legs the creator picks — capped and immutable. Full math + a calculator at /fees.
The game layer
Trading a curve is already a game — so we built the arcade around it. Every one of these runs on real on-chain state. Play with them:
The Throne — King of the Curve
BuiltEvery coin has a live crown. Out-buy the decaying bar to seize it and earn a real-ETH pot carved from the platform's own fee — not a new tax on you. Hold it or lose it.
The pot is carved from the platform's own fee — not a new tax on you. The bar to beat decays, so a coin is never locked to one king.
Ring the Bell
BuiltThe last stretch of every curve is an event. The wallet that crosses into graduation is written into the chain as the graduator and earns a capped 5% of that coin's platform fees — a real payout for closing the launch.
The room fills as the curve does — pushes fire at 80 / 90 / 95%.
Push a coin over the line and the chain records who crossed it. That wallet earns a capped 5% of the coin's platform fees — a real, on-chain reward for closing the fair launch.
Token Wars
Paused — staking closedStake ETH on coin A vs coin B. The winner is decided by real net buy pressure on the curves — not a mod, not an oracle. Winners split the pot minus a 3% rake; Kaching takes no position and no risk. New stakes are closed. Our own audit showed a large enough buy can move the metric that decides the war, so staking is frozen until the contract scores something that cannot simply be bought. Existing wars still settle and every open position is still claimable.
Winner is decided by real net buy pressure on the coins, not by the stake split. Winners share the pot minus a 3% rake; the house takes no position.
A rank from your real on-chain results — graduations, PnL, survival. Computed, not farmed: wash activity can't grind it. Top ranks earn a season pool + a cosmetic soulbound badge (both minted at mainnet, zero economic perks).
Oracle-free “will it graduate before the deadline?” markets. Our own red-team proved a whale can force the outcome, so new stakes are closed — it said “playable now” here long after the freeze, which is the one thing a whitepaper must not do. Open lines still settle and pay out.
Trust weapons
The anti-rug arsenal. None of it asks you to trust us — each is a fact you can re-derive from public chain data:
Rug X-Ray
BuiltFacts, not ratings. A Kaching coin proves its safety from bytecode; anything else gets neutral facts, and an uncertain scan says INCONCLUSIVE, never “safe.”
Facts, not a rating. A Kaching coin proves its safety from bytecode; anything else gets neutral facts, and an uncertain check reads INCONCLUSIVE — never 'safe'.
Diamond Bond
BuiltA creator can escrow their own ETH against their declared bag. Dump early and the bond burns — 100% to 0xdEaD, no payout to anyone. It makes betrayal cost the creator their own money, automatically.
The creator put their own ETH on the line against their bag.
It doesn't make dumping impossible — it makes betrayal cost the creator their own money, publicly and automatically. No payout to anyone; the bond just burns.
Verifiable flex
BuiltPnL share cards recomputed from public trade logs — a faked 100× fails verification. A loss renders red, never spun positive.
Every flex card is recomputed from public trade logs — a faked 100× fails verification. A loss reads as a loss; nothing is spun positive.
Every creator's history — coins, graduations, rate, volume, holders — recomputed from public chain data. Un-editable, reproducible, neutral. Check it before you ape.
The trading floor
The daily experience — built like a terminal, tuned like an arcade.
Live coin grid with a King-of-the-Hill spotlight and a real-time trade ticker.
Trending dominated by distinct real buyers — a looping wallet can't rank. Paid Promoted slots are labeled and never touch organic ranking.
Candles, live trade tape with sound, curve quotes, graduation progress and fee panels on every coin page.
Per-coin threads, wallet-signature authed, holder-tagged — no anonymous impersonation.
Holder distribution, tier labels and a dev-wallet chip on every coin.
Editable quick-buy presets, keyboard hotkeys, a mobile trade bar and global search.
Your bags with live PnL, and a starred list one tap from every card.
A full PWA: graduation alerts, “room is filling” pings and your own 2× / 5× / 10× milestone cards — which never fire on a loss.
Every buy, sell and approval is dry-run against chain state first, so a doomed trade is caught with its reason before you pay gas.
Earn
The distribution engine: share Kaching, complete missions, get paid in real ETH — never an inflationary points token.
Earn from the trades you bring, climb the recruiter board. Attribution disclosed, self-referral blocked, recipient signs their own tx — we never touch a key. Start at /referrals.
Missions across X, Telegram and the chain at /earn. Every checkable completion is verified server-side and fails closed — no verification, no award.
Referral earnings accrue in real ETH from a capped slice of platform fees: 20% of that slice to the referrer, and 5% back to the trader they brought as cashback. Accrued ETH settles on-chain through a Merkle distributor at mainnet, and until then every reward surface says exactly that — real accrual numbers, zero pretend payouts.
Volume-tier boosts are published so the design is inspectable, but they are planned, not live — no wallet is earning them today and nothing accrues at those rates.
Under the hood
Why you can trust the code more than our marketing. Static analysis (Slither) clean, benchmarked against the published standards (Solcurity, SCSVS) — 90 of 113 requirements pass. The external audit comes before mainnet.
Thousands of randomized calls assert that every wei stays accounted — across graduation, through fee splits, in every pot — and that the curve's k stays exact.
Every phase shipped through a fresh-context adversarial review; our own honesty bugs got caught and fixed, like a flex card that would have overstated a graduated bag.
Every reader is honest-empty until its contract is live. Errors return “inconclusive,” never a fabricated king, war, odd or reward.
Once a coin is live, no admin can pause its trading, seize its funds or edit its fees. Factory powers shape only future launches, never an existing coin.
The pledge: no fake volume, no phantom rewards, no house positions. Real ETH or nothing.
Where you're standing
Trading is not open yet. The Earn contest and referrals are live now and everything you bank there carries into launch day; coins, the board and every market open when the launchpad does. Nothing on this page is tradeable until then.
An external audit and legal sign-off come before a single real dollar. That's a hard line, not a roadmap item.
One line of text mints a coin with you as its immutable on-chain creator. The X bot that would read the reply is not wired yet, and launching is closed until the launchpad opens. Past that bot, a live launch also needs a relayer signer the factory has authorized on-chain, with gas in it — /reply-launch reports which of those is binding right now. The relayer is provably powerless over the coin either way: the factory sets the creator and the fee recipient to the address it is given, never to the signer that paid the gas.
A locked-LP Uniswap V3 graduation venue that routes real trading fees to creators, holders and the $KACHING flywheel for as long as the pool trades — no promised yield. Design at /kaching (opens with the launchpad).
Launch a coin in about 60 seconds.
Fair by construction, sniper protection if you opt in, LP burned at graduation — and every live mechanic above working for your coin from launch.