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Kaching · token wars

Two coins. One winner.

Stake ETH on a coin. The side whose curve sold more tokens over the window wins, and winners split the pot minus a 3% rake. No mod picks the winner and no oracle is consulted — the curves decide, and Kaching takes no position, holds no key, and cannot alter a result.

This outcome is buyable. Treat it that way.

The winner is decided by reading each curve ONCE, when the first settle call lands. Anyone can buy a coin, settle, and sell back in a single transaction — the bonding curve returns the capital and the round trip costs only the trading fee, so a war can be flipped for roughly 2% of money that comes straight back. Pairing matters too: a fresh coin can move more supply than a mature coin has left to sell, so some matchups are decided before anyone stakes. That is why Wars are frozen, and why they are never enabled on a chain where money is real — the freeze lifts when the contract scores something a large enough buy cannot move, which is contract work, not a config flag. Not financial or gambling advice.

Staking is paused

New stakes are paused while these markets are redesigned — a security review found the outcome can be bought cheaply at settlement. Settling and claiming still work, so any position you already hold can be closed out normally.

Players vs players. Kaching takes a 3% rake and holds no position — winners split the pot minus the rake. A losing side loses its stake. The stake split is how the money is divided, not a win probability. Not gambling advice; check your local laws. Every action is signed in your own wallet.

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